=)

Dr x : hello.kat mane ni?
Waiter : Ni balai polis ni.boleh saye bantu?
Dr x Aik?saye rase saye call number hospital camne bleh kene balai polis?
Waiter : haha sori akak ni cafe ni.
Dr x : owh nak kene ni. saye nak order nasi goreng ayam and air tea beng (teh ais)
Waiter : ok nak deliver ke?
Dr x : aha nak deliver,eh xnak lah ai tea beng, xsedap. ai ape ek sedap?(ore kelate panggil air as ai @ i)
Waiter : ai hok sedak gak so jenih jah kak.
Dr x : ai gapo?
Waiter : ai love u. hahhaha

entry in entry yg sangat emo!

saye sangat tak paham lah..serius x paham..
a few friends of mine kan baru je sebulan due jadi mo..from ho jadi mo tapi bapak r berlagak..
macam sial je berlagak..serius..
dulu baek gile pastu skang ni fuihh..
ade sorang mamat ni kan, ortho mo..baru je la..xsampai setengah tahun pon..
tapi mmg perangai cam setan berlagak gile...opss sorry la if it happened that u r reading this entry,..
x kesah kalau nak tanye soalan kat kiteorg like "tell me the anatomy of femur", tanye "korang dh kasi analgesic ke kat pt tu?" or bla bla or "u have done ortho right?"
BUTTTT
BUTTTTTT
kalau u asked us with bengap punye voices mmg cam sial lah..nak2 perli kitorg cam lah die tu pandai sangat,..kalau pandai xkan la korang sepsis pon xleh nak manage kan?sampai suruh refer medical..lungs ade rhonchi pon suruh refer medical..cam bodoh gak la..kate doctor tapi acute exacerbation of asthma pon xreti manage tu mmg bodoh lah...
pastu boleh je tetibe marah kiteorg sebab x amik blood..bongok tol la lelaki tu...patient dtg dengan fracture of 2nd metatarsal bone yang sitting comfortably on the bed while talking to his girlfriend kan mmg xyah la amik blood..then marah korang nape x amik FBC BUSE bla bla...
we were taught by our specialist that bukan semua pt nak amik blood tambah2 yang confirm akan discharge kan?korang nak tunggu blood results baru nak discharge pt kan?kalau abnormal nak admit ke?x kan?pastu sumbat masuk dlm observation ward?
dah la unnecessary..kesian patient je kene prick and paid for unnecessary test..

pastu kan kuar ari tu government xnak buat kos baru in 5 yrs kan for medical student kan..mmg bagus ho berlambak skang ni tapi paling xleh blah when statement tu kuar dr org yang baru je jadi mo few mnths..saying that kene stopkan sume tu bla bla...cara cakap tu mcm bagus gile..sedar x die, die dulu spm pon bukan straight a..matric pon xdapat masuk medical course pon kan..gune kabel baru dapat masuk private kan?so jangan la berlagak keluarkan statement tu..lepas jadi dr konon bagus gile?how good r u actually>
x ke kesian kat budak2 yang mmg betol2 nak jadi doctor???yang mmg eligible to be a doctor?im not saying that i am a good doctor..tapi at least i work really hard for that...mmg skang ni asal ade duit mak bapak kaya kabel besar then jadi la doctor.,.snenag gile..malaysia patut tiru cam ireland..satu country tu ade 4 je medical school..ni gvmnt bukak private banyak gile..kualiti mmg turun la kan..tapi as a doctor i dont think kite kene jadi judgemental camtu..instead, i rase kite la kene trained our juniors bukan kutuk2 diorg..huhu..

Futsal!

Red velvet cake

Hi!I am ur chef today!


Tepung and choc powder diayak together2


Masukkan pewarna merah+ butter cream+ eggs


Masukkan dlm bekas yg cumel!


Teng !Teng! Teng. Applying d topping!


Just for myself!!!

lock jaw

Last night we had a patient who came to casualty with lockjaw (inability to open the mouth).
The symptoms appeared after she yawned.
So moral of the story?jangan menguap besar2..

=)
Uneventful night last night except for a 16y.o malay gentleman came around 5am with a part of fish stucked in his hand. He was trying to caught "ikan duri" when a part of that fish (the duri part kot) got stuck between his little and ring finger. Wanted to take a picture of the real situation together with the xray(mind u it even enter his joint!!!) but my iphone just run out of battery..=)

*Im so obsessed with emergency medicine right now!tertido pon mimpi buat cpr and manage patients kat redzone..aww!

futsal

yesterday got a day off!
i was represented a&e for futsal tournament peringkat hrpz 2...
mule2 main stricker but then pancit beb!so main kat defend je..
not bad..
dapat naib juara..
then told boss that i had to leave for pm shift..pastu die kate ho ramai so awak off je la..
yezzaa!!!
so main dengan bersungguh la hehe..
so ari ni sakit gileee ok!!nak bangun n nak solat sakit gile kaki ok!!
malam ni oncall supposedly jaga redzone but i have to change it with ariff..
told ariff that sori i dont think im good for redzone..
xleh buat CPR ni if any pt came with asystole ni..
belakang, bonbon, kaki sume sakit..
and luckily he agrees.
so ari ni jaga yellow and best kot sebab mo malam ni best!yezza!!
tomorrow day off and luse morning shift sebab patutnyee bukan ari ni oncall..supposedly yesterday tapi tukar kan sebab nak men bola..
oh gambar nnti i upload..
naib juara not bad la kan?hehe.:p

we are such a busy couple

mata still segar ni..
tadi pm shift balik kul 11 mlm..
was actually diagnosed by ex-psy medical officer as hypomanic today..
hahaa..
biasa lah gelak2 tak terhenti..
pastu keep on asking my colleagues
"ko rase aku nampak sweet x ari ni?sweet kan?"..
ade yang layan cakap ye je..ade yang xlayan cakap "manic la tu"..
bukan perasan but then ari ni sume patients yang saye tengok glucometer (tahap kencing manis) sumenye tinggi2..siap ade diabetic ketoacidosis lagi tadi..hehe..:p
sorang je tak tinggi GM..pakcik yang datang with paracetemol overdose..
thats y i think i am sweet today.hahaha.:p..
anyways hubby oncall today..minggu ni saye main hide and seek dengan husband saye.hahaha.:p
he was oncalled last thursday and i was oncalled on friday..
he was oncalled on tuesday and he was oncalled on monday...
and then today he is oncalled while i am scheduled for saturday night..so brape ari je ek jumpe?
sabtu, ahad and rabu..hehe..not bad..not bad..
cant wait for 30th..at least i have 5 straight days and nights to spend with my hubby..ahhaa..oh tu tak tolak i pm shift..i masuk keje kul 2-11pm..and hubby kul 8am till 5..hehehe...so actually kalau x oncall pon brape jam je ek i ade utk spend masa ngan hubby?hahaha.:P

kesian x?

doctor

as a doctor, i always tried my best to be as professional as i can!
but i am a normal human being kan?so shedding tears in front of dying patients, laughing in front of patients or making a funny face with paediatric patients etcetera, is acceptable right?
it just that last night when i was treating a psy patient, for a second in my life i felt so scared and just couldnt control myself.
A patient was brought to casualty around 3am in the morning. She was caught by the police after making a fuss at her house earlier that day. She was using scissors threatening everyone to go outside her house. She was fine until suddenly she saw a patient lying in the yellow zone. She was screaming to me saying that close the door doctor!If u did not close the door ill do something. So i quickly close the door. She was saying with diff voice(macam garau macam lelaki) "orang tu bela hantu. Memuja syaitan. Lama2 jadi iblis macam syaitan".
I was like, "jangan cakap camtu.die xbuat ape2 pun kat awak kan?die pun sakit mcm awak sebab tu die datang hospital.
But she still insisted for me to close the door. So i tutup la pintu btween yellow and green. Then she calmed down and her voice changed immediately..
Masa tu meremang bulu roma. She was like a different person!!!!
Lepas tu i pergi called my colleague and attend that case with him!
xberani lah.huhu..tu tanggan was handcuffed..kalau x handcuffed i xtau die buat ape lah...

Iphone 4 Untuk Dijual!!! >>from cerahjeff.blogspot.com

PERINGATAN: TAWARAN INI BERLANSUNG DARI 19MEI - 5JUN (Untuk jualan pertama,kalau sambutan menggalakkan,akan diteruskan)

Alhamdulillah,aq akan balik bulan 6 ni sebab aq nak menikah,eh silap,abang aq nak menikah. Tahniah buat dia! Eh,18hb bulan 6 ni datang la umah aq,even kenal kat alam maya(bace blog aq),meh kite bersua muka,aq peramah orangnya tambah comel xP.

Oh,di kesempatan tu,aq ingat nak tolong korang beli Iphone 4 16gb yang murah kat Jepun ni. Bila lagi nak pakai Iphone? Paling kurang bley la update Facebook guna iphone cam dia ni kan?

via iphone tu,kan macho?

Bila lagi nak main Angry Bird dengan pelantar perintis iaitu Iphone? Memang bley main kat Komputer, Android dan sebagainya tapi tak ori la sebab awal2 die kat Iphone xP

Ok,sebelum aq announce harga aq jual,aq nak bagi perbandingan kat korang harga iphone 4 baru kat Msia. Mula-mula kita tengok harga Iphone 4 yang dijual oleh Official dealer,Maxis n Digi.

Digi - Paling murah korang ley dapat RM2090,tak caye g tengok kat laman web dorang

Maxis - Paling murah korang ley dapat RM2090,tak caye g tengok kat laman web dorang

Ok,kita bergerak ke tak official punya,mudah.my. Tapi sebelum tu,korang kene tahu sal unlock. Unlock ni sejenis hack yang membolehkan iphone baca simcard mana-mana negara. Tapi ada juga Iphone yang free-sim macam Iphone kat Singapore dan Australia kalo xsilap. Dulu iphone boleh unlock guna Ultrasnow tapi baseband skang da xley. TAPI!!!!!

Skang ada cara lain untuk unlock iaitu dengan menggunakan GEVEY SIM! Kalo nak tahu cara GEVEY berfungsi, baca seterusnya tapi kalo xnak baca n terus guna,baca perenggan seterusnya. Ok,GEVEY sim ni ditampal pada sim,fungsinya untuk bypass emergency call,so iphone automatik baca kita punya simcard. So, simcard kita boleh dibaca ^^

Ini GEVEY - Berhati-hati ketika membeli sebab ada pirate punya!

Ok,balik pada perbandingan harga,kita tengok kat Mudah.my lak.Aq just tunjuk beberapa yang aq jumpa, 1st aq cari yang klantan coz aq dot klantan tapi aq buka je kalo orang luar klantan nak beli ^^

Kelantan - Dijual dengan harga RM2000 (+Jailbreak)

Selangor - Rm2450

Ok,kalo korang xpuas hati,pergi servey sendiri. Jangan lepas terbeli ngan aq korang nyesal lak sebab ade yang lagi murah. Memang tak dinafikan,korang akan jumpe orang yang jual lagi murah dari aq tapi tu ikut nasib la,hahaha.

Ok,skang balik pade Iphone 4 yang aq nak jual.

Aq jual Iphone 4 je,yang 3g n 3gs tu saje nak bagi gempak - gambar dr FB Taqi

Spec Iphone 4 aq nak jual:

• 16Gb
• Of course black
• Tiada warranty sebab barang Jepun,warranty dalam Jepun sahaja tapi Warranty aq sendiri bagi sehari sahaja.Kalo korang beli kat Mudah,warranty pun kemungkinan xde gak.
• Barang baru,bukan 2nd hand
• Tidak Unlock (Jangan kecoh,bace dulu sampai habis)

Servis Percuma:

• GEVEY SIM!!!! (Jenis yang aq bagi,biasanya dijual dengan harga RM150 kat Msia)
• Jailbreak (Ini Pilihan,kalau xnak Iphone diJailbreak,lomat terus ke perenggan yang ade >)
• Lepas Jailbreak,akan dimasukkan basic Cydia; Installous,BossPref,WinterBoard dan ETC
• Juga akan dimasukkan APPS PENUH(Yang harus dibeli tp dapat aq buat free!) berpage-page,paling kurang pun 5 pages!
• Kalau ada soalan,nak tukar theme camna or apa2,aq bagi tutorial free sepanjang masa,aq online je,buzz!

>Ok,sekarang masa yang ditunggu-tunggu. Ye la,dot berletiaq panjang-panjang ni,harga taknak bagitaw. Harga yang aq nak jual ialah..jeng ...jeng ...jeng!!!!

RM1900 *!!!!!!

Itu tak termasuk dengan kos penghantaran,mungkin dalam RM20-30 sahaja,tengok tempat.Lebey dari RM30,aq belanje,servis orang kata,kiranya paling maksimun RM30 tapi klate free jah!

Camna nak beli ni?
Ada banyak cara ,samada korang bagitahu ikut FB,email aq or Tweet aq! Komen kat bawah dibuka untuk soalan sahaja,benda2 lain,aq akan delete,sorry banyak2. Apa lagi,paling kurang pun,korang beli ngan aq,then korang jual balik,kaya wooo! Untung ni cukup makan je ni utk aq,beli tiket flite xlepas ni. Win-win situation ^^

Jangan lepaskan peluang keemasan ini!!!

PHD perasaan hasad dengki

Ive read the critics in Utusan today. Takde keje la orang melayu ni.sebab tu la melayu ni asik ke bawah.kritik cite ni. Ok mmg la x nampak unsur kemelayuan sangat cerita ni and the hikayat itself pon was twisted a bit by the producer..
BUT FOR GOD SAKE, cite ni among yang paling ok la dalam sejarah pembikinan cite melayu. I dont have any degree or diploma in film or anything kan but as a movie lover i just think that it is unfair for them to do such thing. Mengdownkan orang melayu je.karut betul.
mmg melayu ni penuh dengan phd-perasaan hasad dengki.. i am a malay jugak bukan nak kutuk diri sendiri tapi malaysia sesungguhnye sangat bosan.
dengki je keje. keje semua orang adalah menjatuhkan orang lain. same macam cerita politik dalam tv.BORING gile ok!
dah la birokrasi gile nak mampus. bosan gile. seb baek parents i ni mmg dok sini and my family as well..kalau x mmg dh lame dh pergi tempat len..boring..
owh the people yg kutuk cite HMM tu biasa la mesti suke cite merapu dalam tv cam khurafat gile macam senjakala, penunggu istana bla bla..of course la makhluk halus tu ade tapi jangan la sampai tahap khurafat nak mampos and pelakon perempuan melayu tu pun, agak2 la nak seksi pon..macam budak perempuan mane tah yang xtau malu dalam cite hantu amende tah berkemban bareback..islam tu..kalau x islam i dont mind. nak naked pon xkesah but u r a muslim kan, so act like a muslim!!!!

Yay

Yay finally!
Ive bought iphone 4 from my lil bro who is currently studying in Japan.
He bought the phone with a cheaper price than we would ever buy it in Malaysia.
However, we were unable to use it as a phone in Malaysia as it was sim-lock.
Ive waited for quite some time and yes yesterday i am able to use my iphone 4.
Yeay!
I love my HTC HD android(actually windows but we converted it to android), but then it has less applications as compared to Iphone.
But then i think for internet surfing, android is muchhhhh faster than iphone 4.
Anyhow im using Iphone 4 and im loving it!

Oh u know what, my sisters and i went to the Tesco to buy some groceries and toileteries..
We were then followed by a psycho who keep on looking at us and even wink at me.
My sister,Ijajah, who is always my heroin, went to him and told him " Serabutnye lelaki ni ikut2 ni kang aku tampar kang".
and yes he stopped following us after that.hehehe.:p
and so tesco is ours.=)

Senjakala

Semalam kiteorg tgk Senjakala.
Ya Allah khurafat gile ok cerita tu!
Sangat x best..
Jalan cerita sangat slow, hantu x keluar sngt and ending die anti-klimaks gile..
Mmg bosan..
Sangat bosan..

And sangat bosan dengan cerita melayu..semua cerita seram..kalau kat astro first tu semuanye cite seram..
cube la buat cite yg lain sket..
senjakala tu kalau budak2 tengok kan, seriously diorg akan terpengaruh la kot..
and paling best waktu perebutan saka tu.hahaha
lawak ok!

Anyhow, i paling x sabar nak tunggu cerita Lebuhraya Karak..
Yezza!

(Pm shift ari ni!yeay!i love PM Shift cuz bleh bangun lambat and round ward kejap gile.Kalau x kan, mau 2jam round ward!)

Temokk!

Aaa rase gemuk!!i have less than a month now!!!
hehe..macam majlis sendiri..
instead, majlis kawen adik actually..
tapi still!mesti ramai yg datang including my friends so i mesti nampak kurus ok!!!
after kawen ni ive gained 3kg ok!
ayoyo!

baru 10 ari

A 19y.o/malay/lady came to me this morning :-
Me : Salam kak. saye Dr.A.Boleh saye bantu?Sakit ape ye dik"
X : Sakit perut.
Me : Sakit camne dik?
X : Sakit semua lah.pastu kalau sakit tu naik angin jadi sesak nafas. (Then buat gaya menari2 macam zaman 60.Then tetibe bangun and pergi kat cermin betolkan tudung)
Me : Eh nak pergi mane tu. Meh duduk dulu . Cuba cerita lagi. Ade rasa loya nak muntah x?
X : Aha ade. Pastu rase macam nak mengidam semua. Oh akak, saye baru kawen.
Me : Owh awak baru kawen. Bile last awak datang kotor.
X : Baru je 9hb May ari tu.
Me : Owh baru je 3 hari lepas. Skarang tengah datang kotor lagi ke?
X : Rasenye dah takde. Tapi taktau la saye. Cube tanye ayah saye.(then she suddenly got up and called her father outside.
Me : Eh takkan period awak awak tanye ayah awak?
X : Saye ade sakit jiwa. Ayah saya yang uruskan semua. Tapi saya rasa saya mengandung
Me : Bile awak kawen actually?
X : Baru je 10 hari.

fun

Hari itu punye la tak suke emergency department kan..
Tapi skarang IM FALLING IN LOVE WITH EMERGENCY DEPARTMENT!
so much funnn!
maybe because im working with fun people kan..
the ratu2 gossip, Mila, Yani, Nadia, Mokknik and few others make it so much fun!
patients ramai pon boleh gelak2 even serabut sket..
owh of course minus the "no weekend" lah..
but if ade weekend mmg menarik gile lah..
owh and of course minus the "no oncall claim" lah..
hehe..tapi best tau!
macam2 cite and ragam orang kat emergency department ni..
yang marah doktor, yang nak tipu doktor, yang betol2 ill, yang nak mc and bla bla..hehe.:P
and the doctors sendiri pon...hehe..
meh i share a pic with u all...



Ni clerking sheet one of my colleagues at 625am in the morning..macam tulisan budak darjah satu buat karangan tak?hehehe.:P..malam tu jonar aka penat gile so by 6 tu dah flat dh die ckp..hehe..tapi lawak gile la..and of course la lepas tu die g basuh muke and write another one sebab malu tulisan buruk gile and nanti boss marah..hehe.:powh and end up patient tu sebenarnye nak mc je..kiteorg diagnose pt ni as "malingering"
nak tau ape itu malingering?

Malingering : is a medical term that refers to fabricating or exaggerating the symptoms of mental or physical disorders for a variety of secondary gain, motives, which may include financial compensation; avoiding school, work or military service; obtaining drugs; getting lighter criminal sentences; or simply to attract attention or sympathy.

=)