Tuesday, January 15, 2008

joke!!!!

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me - It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty- two, wore very tight miniskirts, and
very very sexy. One day her little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldnt overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I
got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldnt say a word. She said, Im going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come
up and get me.I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door
and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldnt ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!

And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car!!!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahaha..giler lawak kot...mula2 mati2 aku ingt mamat tu giler baek,dpt resist temptation ke..rupe2nye ade udang di sebalik batu..eh silap2,ade condom di dlm keta..ngaaaaa.choy la~

Witty Angel said...

ngeh2...awwww

Anonymous said...

hahaha nice one!!